Clear Inhalers - preview page - Oct. 1
Comes drenched in rain. (jk)
CLEAR INHALERS - Light Weight at 61.42g (with lubed bearing) - V2 (tighter response)
Dropping Oct. 1 - 12pm MDT (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Timezone)
First of all can we appreciate how the boogie water pics accentuate the aesthetics of the rim ripple technology? continue:
SYNOPSIS
Here at the A-RT headquarters we assembled a world leading think tank that met in a triple sanitized environment to concoct the next ground breaking return top design. Unfortunately that failed, so we went ahead with a word mashing AI website that gave us 2 words. Ripple and Rim.
Revolutionary. After a handful of obscene prototypes we learned that if you employ RIM RIPPLE TECHNOLOGY™ you can literally design every other attribute completely wrong and still produce the most unique, sexy looking, viper of a spinning artefact to blast you into unforeseen heavenly and precariously satisfying territories.
RIM WEIGHT for stability and long spin times? Not only not rim weight, no rim weight and BUCKETS of centre weight.
CONCAVE knob for finger spins? Not only no, but we made a CON-VEX inner hub to %100 ensure that you are unable to execute any form of finger spinning tricks.
LOW WALL for stability and a wide catch zone? How about HIGH WALL for no stability and a smaller catch zone.
KONKAVE 10 ball bearing to centre the string? How about we take all those 10 balls, put em a luxury flat bearing for violently unpredictable string placement.
A CURVED LIP so old school that you can actually use it thumb grind? Actually yes.
I know that Jensen might say that he developed the concept of rim ripple technology as a way to mimic the weight distribution of less dense materials like delrin plastic- on top of the major aesthetic benefits ; but I promise that he is incorrect and it came from an AI word masher. And I know that some might say this design is the quasi embodiment of the spirit of the most classic plastic return tops from the boom era now transformed into a high end aircraft aluminum model; but again this is false history and we drew the CAD file in a sleepless fever dream while making snow angels naked in our backyard.
A GRADE AND A- GRADE:
While our A grade inspections are not super anal; we received a percentage of the products with some visible circular lines in the hub (or another small ano flaw). All of the throws are super smooth, but given these small aesthetic flaws we will be selling those models as A- (minus) grades for a discount.