A COMMITMENT TO NEVER NOT DOING IT
“Ladies and gentlemen of this valiant court, gather ’round as we speak of not just craftsmanship, but the essence of our enduring spirit. In the forges of our will, where metal meets mettle, we create not mere toys, but finely machined return tops, each a testament to the prowess and precision of our hands. Like the knights of old, we are sworn to a quest not of conquest but of perpetual commitment; for in our realm, dedication to our craft is as ceaseless as the circle of these return tops. We do not falter, we do not waver, we, the stalwart creators, “really do this” with every fiber of our being.
Behold our creations, as flawless and steadfast as Excalibur itself, forged in the fires of American ingenuity. Our return tops do not simply ascend and return—they are a symbol of our unyielding resolve to excel and exceed. Just as we knights sit at this round table, united in purpose and passion, so too are our spirits intertwined with every return top that leaves our realm. This is not merely work; it is our battle, our art, and our joy. We are never not doing it, for we are bound by a sacred oath to excellence, an oath as enduring as the legends of Camelot.”
King Arthur, 1502